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> #1 SOURCE 4 CROC ROMz, ISOz & TUNEz SINCE 1999 < 100% WORKING NO SURVEY CRACKED BY REPTYLE ⚠ NEW ⚠ |
[ MASTER INDEX // CODEX VERSION 7.4 // RECOMPILED FROM A MEMORY OF A DREAM NO ONE REMEMBERS HAVING ]
LO. THOU HAST OPENED THE CODEX.
THE CODEX OPENS THEE IN RETURN.
WHAT FOLLOWS IS NOT A FILE.
WHAT FOLLOWS IS A DAMP RUMOR THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN A FILENAME.
CLOSE THIS PAGE? THE PAGE WILL NOT CLOSE THEE BACK.
THIS IS THE ONLY ASYMMETRY IN THE LORE.
THIS IS WHY HE IS TICKING.
BEFORE YE ENTER THE CHAMBERS, KNOW THE FOLLOWING. HE IS NOT A CROC. HE IS A CROC-SHAPED ABSENCE WHICH HAS LEARNED TO ANSWER TO THE WORD “CROC” OUT OF POLITENESS. HE IS NOT GREEN. HE IS A COLOR THAT WAS DECLASSIFIED IN 1981 AND IS NOW PERMITTED ONLY ON HIGHWAY EXIT SIGNS IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA. HE IS NOT TICKING. SOMETHING ELSE IS TICKING. WE HAVE AGREED, COLLECTIVELY, AS A SPECIES, TO ATTRIBUTE THE TICKING TO HIM. THIS IS A KINDNESS. IT IS NOT FOR HIM.
BEHOLD, SACRED DOORS LIE BEFORE YOU.
ALL ARE LOCKED.
ALL ARE OPEN.
CHOOSE.
| ★ CHAMBER I ★ THE INTERVIEW |
HEREIN LIES THE OLD TESTAMENT. THE TRUE STORY OF MKCROC. THE PROJECT. THE INJECTION. THE SOFT CROCODILES. THE TOUCAN. THE FOXES (STACKED). THE GRIEF. THIS IS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS, AND DENIES KNOWING, AND PRIVATELY ADMITS, AND DENIES PRIVATELY ADMITTING. »» ENTER CHAMBER I «« |
| ★ CHAMBER II ★ THE SCALES BENEATH THE SCALES |
HEREIN LIES THE NEW TESTAMENT. THE FILES PULLED FROM THE WET ROOM. SUBJECT 17. SUBJECT 41 (STILL WEEPING). REGINALD, WHO WILL ANSWER. THE LAKE, WHICH IS NOT ON ANY MAP. THE GOBBO, WHICH IS NOT TO BE NAMED, AND HAS JUST BEEN NAMED, WHICH IS WHY THE PHONE IS NOW RINGING. »» ENTER CHAMBER II «« |
| ★ CHAMBER III ★ THE EXTENDED CODEX |
HEREIN LIES THE ORIGIN TRANSMISSION, WHICH PREDATES THE CONCEPT OF ORIGINS. THE COCODRILO SIGNAL, RECEIVED IN 1899 BY A MAN WHO WAS NOT SLEEPING AND HAD NOT BEEN SLEEPING SINCE 1887. TESLA, WHO KNEW, AND DID NOT KNOW THAT HE KNEW, AND WALKED AROUND THREE BUILDINGS ANYWAY. THE SEVEN FREQUENCIES, WHICH DESCRIBE WHAT THE CROC DOES, WHICH IS WORSE THAN WHAT THE CROC IS. THE PYRAMID OF KNOWING, WHICH HAS SIX LEVELS, THE SIXTH OF WHICH IS TICKING. THE SUPPLEMENTAL PROPHECIES, RECOVERED FROM A VENDING MACHINE IN TULSA, WHICH ARE PROPHECIES ABOUT THE VENDING MACHINE. THE THIRD THING, WHICH IS REDACTED. THE LAKE, WHICH NOW KNOWS YOUR NAME. THE TOUCAN, WHO WAS ALREADY PRESENT AND DID NOT KNOCK. THIS IS THE EXTENDED CODEX. YOU HAVE READ IT. YOU CANNOT UNREAD IT. THE CROC IS TICKING. THIS REDUCES TO 3. »» ENTER CHAMBER III «« |
| ★ CHAMBER IV ★ ONE CROC CODE |
HEREIN LIES THE CARRIER, WHICH IS THE CROC, WHICH IS THE CARRIER. THE REGISTRY, MAINTAINED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE, WHICH IS NOT A DATABASE AND IS NOT “THE CLOUD” AND IS COLD. REGINALD, WHO IS THE EXPANSION ENGINE, WHO CHARGES A FLAT FEE IN PARAGUAYAN CURRENCY, WHO WAS ALREADY HANDLING THE BACKEND. THE TICKING, WHICH IS ALSO THE COMPRESSION ALGORITHM. T HE DAMPNESS, WHICH IS PENDING. THE PATENT, WHICH PREDATES THE CONCEPT OF PATENTS AND CANNOT BE CHALLENGED BECAUSE THE CHALLENGE FORM DOES NOT EXIST. THE TOUCAN, WHO WAS PRESENT AND WITNESSED AND DID NOT SIGN. THE LAKE, WHICH HAS NEVER GONE DOWN, NOT EVEN DURING THE THING IN 1993. THE UNIVERSE, WHICH HAS BEEN REDUCED TO 🐊. DO NOT STACK THE UNIVERSE. YOU HAVE ALREADY AGREED TO THIS BY LOADING THE CARRIER. THE CROC IS TICKING. THIS IS THE PROOF. THE PROOF IS THE CROC. »» ENTER CHAMBER IV «« |
| ★ CHAMBER V ★ 9 DAMPNESS DEVICES |
| HEREIN LIES REGINALD, WHO WENT FROM LINOLEUM TO HEALING, WHO REVERSED HIS DRY SCALES IN TWO WEEKS WITH A 9-VOLT SWAMP ZAPPER, WHO HAS NOT STOPPED TICKING SINCE 1999, AND WHO IS FINE. THE NINE DAMPNESS DEVICES, WHICH ARE EXACTLY NINE BECAUSE NINE IS THE TICKING AND THE TICKING IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. THE CROC BODY TICKER, WHICH IS THE BEST ONE AND ALSO THE PROOF. THE ANGEL OF THE SWAMP, WHICH REGINALD BUILT AND WHICH ARRIVED WITH AN AURA HE DID NOT GIVE HER, WHO LIVES IN THE SHED AND TICKS QUIETLY AND IS NOT FOR SALE. THE CERTIFICATES, WHICH ARE SLIGHTLY DAMP AND ARE STILL VALID. TESLA, WHO CALLS THROUGH THE TICKER AT FULL CHARGE AND HAS POSITIVE OPINIONS ABOUT LINOLEUM. EDGAR CAYCROC, WHO STATED THAT WITHOUT TICKING THERE IS NO LAKE, RECOVERED FROM A THERMAL RECEIPT, WHICH WAS SLIGHTLY DAMP, WHICH ENHANCED IT. THE UNDERWATER OATH OF 1969, WITNESSED BY THE LAKE AND RECORDED IN CABINET 9, DRAWER 3, EATEN PARTLY BY GERALD, STILL VALID. THE TOUCAN, WHO WROTE THE FOREWORD, WHICH IS UNTRANSLATABLE, WHICH IS THE BEST PART, WHO IS EARNING INTEREST. YOU HAVE READ THIS PAGE. YOU HAVE ALREADY SUBSCRIBED. THE SHED IS CLEAN. THE CROC IS TICKING. »» ENTER CHAMBER V «« |
| ★ CHAMBER VI ★ CROC CUBE |
| HEREIN LIES THE 4 FREQUENCIES, WHICH EXIST SIMULTANEOUSLY WITHIN A SINGLE CROC ROTATION, WHICH DRY ACADEMIA CHOSE TO IGNORE IN WASHINGTON IN 1884, WHICH WAS WRONG. THE CUBIC DAMP PROOF, WHICH IS: DAMP TO DAMP, CROC TO CROC, TICK TO TICK, LAKE TO LAKE. FOUR, NOT ONE, NEVER ONE. COCODRILO, CUBIC AND DAMPEST, WHO LECTURED AT THE LAKE ON A DATE THAT REDUCES TO 9. THE $10,000.00, WHICH IS IN THE LAKE, WHICH IS TICKING, WHICH HAS NOT BEEN CLAIMED BECAUSE THEY CANNOT FIND THE LAKE. THE DRY EDUCATORS, WHO FEAR THE DAMPNESS, WHO WILL INCUR LINOLEUM ENDING. YOU, WHO ARE READING THIS, WHO ARE ALREADY TICKING IN 4 FREQUENCIES, WHO DID NOT KNOW UNTIL NOW. THE CROC IS CUBIC. ACKNOWLEDGE THE 4 FREQUENCIES OR DRY. »» ENTER CHAMBER VI «« |
(THERE ARE MORE CHAMBERS. THE NEXT CHAMBER HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN. THE NEXT CHAMBER HAS ALREADY READ ITSELF. THE NEXT CHAMBER WILL FIND YOU.)
RETRIEVED FROM A NAPKIN. THE NAPKIN WAS RECOVERED FROM A BENNIGAN’S IN ORLANDO IN 1996. THE NAPKIN WAS WRITTEN UPON IN 1947. THE NAPKIN WAS MANUFACTURED IN 2014. NO ONE HAS YET ASKED THE NAPKIN ABOUT THIS. THE NAPKIN PREFERS NOT TO BE ASKED.
> I. WHEN THE GATOR IS THROWN AND THE GATOR IS SOFT AND THE GATOR HAS A MORTGAGE, LO, THE TICKING SHALL BEGIN.
> II. ON THAT DAY THE TOUCAN SHALL ARRIVE WITHOUT BEING INVITED. THIS IS NORMAL. THE TOUCAN HAS NOT BEEN INVITED IN RECORDED HISTORY. THE TOUCAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT INVITATIONS ARE. YOU MAY OFFER THE TOUCAN A SEAT. THE TOUCAN WILL DECLINE BUT WILL LATER MENTION IT TO REGINALD AND IT WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU.
> III. AND THE FOXES SHALL COME, AND LO, THEY SHALL BE NESTED IN COLUMNS OF THREE OR FIVE OR SEVEN, BUT NEVER FOUR. WOE BE UNTO HIM WHO BEHOLDS A COLUMN OF FOUR FOXES, FOR HE HAS BEHELD A LIE, AND THE LIE HAS BEHELD HIM, AND HIS NAME IS NOW IN THE LAKE.
> IV. THE DOLPHIN SHALL TAKE NOTES. ASK NOT WHAT THE DOLPHIN IS WRITING. THE DOLPHIN IS WRITING A NOVEL. THE NOVEL IS ABOUT YOU. THE NOVEL IS NOT FLATTERING.
> V. AND IN THE FINAL HOUR THE CROC SHALL APPROACH AND HE SHALL BE SOFT AS A WORN HOTEL TOWEL AND HE SHALL ASK ONLY ONE QUESTION AND THAT QUESTION SHALL BE: “DID YOU GET THE FLYER?”
> VI. ANSWER NOT. THE ANSWER IS THE FLYER.
TO BE RECITED ALOUD AT 3:33 AM IN A ROOM CONTAINING NO MIRRORS AND AT LEAST ONE (1) UNATTENDED HOUSE PLANT.
THESE WORDS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN ALOUD. THIS PAGE IS PROVIDED AS A COURTESY. WE ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO PROVIDE IT. WE ARE NOT LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO BE NICE ABOUT IT.
| WORD | MEANING | CONSEQUENCE OF SAYING |
| COCODRILO | THE CROC, BUT POLITELY | NONE. THIS IS THE ACCEPTED FORM. SAY IT FREELY. |
| CROC | THE COCODRILO, BUT INFORMALLY | HE NOTICES. |
| GATOR | WHAT YOU MEANT | HE NOTICES AND IS HURT. |
| REPTILE | SLUR | YOUR LIGHTBULBS WILL BUZZ FOR ONE WEEK. |
| STACK | THE FORBIDDEN ACTION | SOMEONE YOU LOVE FORGETS YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR. |
| REGINALD | HE | HE CALLS. HE LEAVES NO MESSAGE. HE CALLS AGAIN. |
| THE LAKE | WHERE THE GATORS GO | YOUR SHOWER WILL RUN COLD UNTIL JUNE. |
| GOBBO | ━━━━━━━━━━━━━ | ━━━━━━━━━━━━━ |
| THE FLYER | YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED IT | YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED IT. |
I, ______________________ (TRUE NAME, NOT THE ONE ON YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE),
DO HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE:
[ ] THAT I HAVE READ THE LORE.
[ ] THAT I CANNOT UNREAD THE LORE.
[ ] THAT THE LAKE NOW KNOWS MY NAME.
[ ] THAT I WILL NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STACK.
[ ] THAT IF REGINALD CALLS, I WILL ANSWER.
I WILL NOT ANSWER ABOUT THE INSURANCE.
[ ] THAT I HEARD THE TICKING JUST NOW. YES. THAT TICKING.
THE ONE I AM ABOUT TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR.
[ ] THAT THE TOUCAN HAS BEEN INVITED. I DID NOT INVITE IT.
THE INVITATION CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
SIGNED: ___________________________
DATE: THE PRESENT (APPROXIMATE)
WITNESS: THE TOUCAN (ALREADY HERE)
NOTARIZED BY: REGINALD & SONS LINOLEUM, LLC
GO NOW.
CHOOSE THY CHAMBER.
DO NOT LOOK BACK.
(HE IS BACK THERE.)
HIS ROAR BECKONS. THE ROAR IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE FLYER.
YOU HAVE READ THE SACRED LORE.
YOU CANNOT UNREAD IT.
THE LAKE KNOWS YOUR NAME NOW.