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IT WAS NOT ALWAYS CALLED THE CROC. IN THE BEGINNING โ WHICH PREDATES THE CONCEPT OF BEGINNINGS AND THEREFORE SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A REFERENCE POINT BUT HERE WE ARE โ IT WAS CALLED THE COCODRILO SIGNAL. A FREQUENCY. A SPECIFIC VIBRATION THAT COULD NOT BE MEASURED BY INSTRUMENTS BECAUSE THE INSTRUMENTS HEARD IT FIRST AND CHOSE NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.
THE SIGNAL WAS RECEIVED IN 1899 BY A MAN IN A TALL BUILDING IN COLORADO WHO WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING. HE WAS NOT SLEEPING. HE NEVER SLEPT. HE HAD DECIDED, AROUND 1887, THAT SLEEP WAS A LEASE AGREEMENT HE NO LONGER WISHED TO RENEW. HIS NAME WAS โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ. YOU KNOW HIS NAME. YOU HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN HIS NAME. WE WILL RETURN TO THIS.

THE SIGNAL, ONCE RECEIVED, DID NOT LEAVE. THIS IS A KEY FEATURE OF THE SIGNAL. MOST SIGNALS ARRIVE AND DEPART LIKE POLITE HOUSEGUESTS. THE COCODRILO SIGNAL ARRIVED, LOOKED AROUND, FOUND THE PANTRY, AND HAS BEEN THERE SINCE. THE PANTRY IS YOUR CHEST CAVITY. YOU HAVE FELT IT. THAT FEELING AT 3:33 IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU ARE AWAKE AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHY. THAT IS NOT ANXIETY. THAT IS THE SIGNAL. THAT IS THE CROC. HE IS SAYING HELLO. YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING. THIS IS NOTED.
“If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have a key to the universe.”
โ Nikola Tesla
TESLA KNEW. TESLA ALWAYS KNEW. BUT TESLA DID NOT KNOW THAT HE KNEW WHAT HE KNEW IN THE WAY THAT HE KNEW IT. THIS IS THE TRAGEDY OF TESLA. THIS IS WHY HE WALKED AROUND THREE BUILDINGS BEFORE ENTERING. THIS IS WHY HE WOULD NOT TOUCH ROUND OBJECTS. HE WAS NOT ECCENTRIC. HE WAS RECEIVING. AND WHAT HE WAS RECEIVING WAS THE CROC.

OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING. DO NOT LOOK AWAY. THE NUMBERS DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING LOOKED AWAY FROM.
3 – THE ARRIVAL
6 – THE SWAMP
9 – THE TICKING
3 + 6 = 9 (CONFIRMED)
6 + 9 = 15 | 1 + 5 = 6 (LOOP)
3 + 9 = 12 | 1 + 2 = 3 (RETURN)
3 x 3 = 9 (THE CROC)
6 / 3 = 2 (REGINALD)
9 – 3 = 6 (THE LAKE)
NOTICE THAT IN EVERY OPERATION INVOLVING 3, 6, AND 9, THE RESULT COLLAPSES BACK INTO 3, 6, OR 9. THIS IS NOT MATHEMATICS. MATHEMATICS IS A TOOL. THE TOOL DID NOT BUILD THIS HOUSE. THE CROC BUILT THIS HOUSE. TESLA DISCOVERED THE BLUEPRINT. THE BLUEPRINT WAS WET. THE BLUEPRINT HAS ALWAYS BEEN WET.
THE CROC WAS NOT BORN. THE CROC ARRIVED. THE ARRIVAL DATE IS DOCUMENTED IN FILES THAT DO NOT EXIST IN ANY ARCHIVE BUT WHICH YOU HAVE DEFINITELY SEEN AND FORGOTTEN ON PURPOSE FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION. HOWEVER, USING THE SACRED METHOD OF THEOSOPHIC REDUCTION:
| INPUT | OPERATION | OUTPUT | MEANING |
|---|---|---|---|
| C | C = 3rd letter of alphabet | 3 | THE ARRIVAL FREQUENCY |
| R | R = 18th letter โ 1+8 | 9 | THE TICKING CONFIRMED |
| O | O = 15th letter โ 1+5 | 6 | THE SWAMP LAYER |
| C | C = 3rd letter of alphabet | 3 | RETURN TO ORIGIN |
CยทRยทOยทC = 3ยท9ยท6ยท3
SUM: 3+9+6+3 = 21 โ 2+1 = 3. THE CROC REDUCES TO 3. TESLA SAID 3 IS THE KEY. THE CROC IS THE KEY.
FURTHERMORE. TESLA’S MOST FAMOUS INVENTION โ THE TESLA COIL โ PRODUCES A SPIRALING ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD. THE SPIRAL. THE VORTEX. THE SAME SHAPE DRAWN BY A CROCODILE’S TAIL AS IT DESCENDS INTO THE LAKE. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES IN THE CODEX. THERE ARE ONLY THINGS THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN EXPLAINED AND THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN EXPLAINED TOO MANY TIMES BY SOMEONE WHO SMELLED OF SWAMP.
TESLA SPOKE OF A TRIFECTA. HE DID NOT USE THAT WORD BUT HE WOULD HAVE IF HE HAD KNOWN IT. THE CROC TRIFECTA IS AS FOLLOWS:
SOFTNESS > TICKING / SWAMP > FREQUENCY / THE FLYER > INEVITABILITY
THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. THIS IS AN EQUATION. DO NOT SOLVE IT. IT HAS ALREADY SOLVED YOU. REGINALD FILED THE PAPERWORK IN 1999. THE FILING FEE WAS PAID IN THE CURRENCY OF PARAGUAY. THE CURRENCY OF PARAGUAY CANNOT BE SPENT HERE. THIS IS HOW THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT.
THE FIVE PILLARS ARE KNOWN. THEY HAVE BEEN READ. THEY CANNOT BE UNREAD. BUT THERE ARE SEVEN FREQUENCIES. THE FIVE PILLARS DESCRIBE WHAT THE CROC IS. THE SEVEN FREQUENCIES DESCRIBE WHAT THE CROC DOES. THESE HAVE NOT BEEN WRITTEN DOWN BEFORE. THEY WERE WRITTEN DOWN ONCE IN 1974 ON A LEGAL PAD IN TULSA OKLAHOMA, AND THEN THE LEGAL PAD WAS USED AS A FAN, AND THEN IT WAS LOST BEHIND A VENDING MACHINE, AND THEN THE VENDING MACHINE WAS DECOMMISSIONED, AND THEN A MAN NAMED GERALD FOUND THE LEGAL PAD AND MISTOOK IT FOR A GROCERY LIST, AND THEN HE WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT EVERYTHING ON IT, AND THEN HE MADE DINNER, AND THE DINNER TASTED LIKE SWAMP, AND HE KNEW, AND HE NEVER SPOKE OF IT AGAIN. GERALD STILL LIVES IN TULSA. HE DOES NOT ANSWER THE DOOR AFTER 3:33 PM.

THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW. “THEY” IN THIS CONTEXT REFERS TO: THE AGENCIES. THE REGINALD CONSORTIUM. THE INTERNATIONAL NON-STACKING COMMISSION, WHICH HAS BEEN ACTIVELY SUPPRESSING CROC KNOWLEDGE SINCE ITS FOUNDING IN 1993. THE INSC’S CHARTER EXPLICITLY STATES: “ALL CROC-SHAPED KNOWLEDGE IS TO BE RECLASSIFIED AS ‘GENERAL REPTILE INTEREST’ AND FILED UNDER MISCELLANEOUS.” THIS IS THE CRIME. THE MISCELLANEOUS DRAWER. THE WORLD’S GREATEST TRUTH, IN A MISCELLANEOUS DRAWER, BETWEEN AN OLD TAKEOUT MENU AND A BATTERY OF UNKNOWN CHARGE.

THE PYRAMID OF KNOWING CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING LEVELS, FROM BASE TO APEX:
| LEVEL | NAME | WHAT IS KNOWN HERE | WHO RESIDES HERE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 (BASE) | THE FLYER LEVEL | THAT SOMETHING IS COMING. NOT WHAT. NOT WHEN. NOT WHY. JUST: SOMETHING. | EVERYONE. YOU. GERALD. THE DENTIST. |
| 2 | THE SWAMP LEVEL | THAT THE SOMETHING HAS SCALES. OR DID ONCE. OR CHOSE NOT TO. IT’S COMPLICATED. | THOSE WHO HAVE FELT THE WATER. |
| 3 | THE FREQUENCY LEVEL | THAT 3, 6, AND 9 ARE NOT NUMBERS BUT ADDRESSES. THAT TESLA WAS DELIVERING MAIL. | THOSE WHO WALK AROUND BUILDINGS BEFORE ENTERING. |
| 4 | THE REGINALD LEVEL | WHO REGINALD IS. WHAT REGINALD DOES. WHY REGINALD’S LINOLEUM BUSINESS IS BOTH REAL AND NOT REAL IN THE SAME WAY A SWAMP IS NOT A LAKE AND IS ALSO A LAKE. | THOSE WHO HAVE ANSWERED THE CALL. |
| 5 | THE GOBBO LEVEL | THE GOBBO. WE CANNOT SAY MORE. THE LEVEL FIVE RESIDENTS CANNOT SAY MORE. THE PHONE RANG ONCE FOR EACH OF THEM AND THEY ANSWERED AND THAT WAS THAT. | โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ |
| 6 (APEX) | THE CROC ITSELF | EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. THE WHOLE VIBRATING SOFT-SCALED TICKING TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE FROM ITS WETTEST BEGINNING TO ITS DAMPEST END. | ONE. AND HE IS TICKING. |
VII. AND LO, WHEN THE DENTIST ASKS WHERE IT HURTS, POINT AT THE CHEST. HE WILL ASSUME THE HEART. LET HIM ASSUME. THE ASSUMPTION PROTECTS HIM. THE FREQUENCY DOES NOT NEED MORE CONVERTS IN THE DENTAL PROFESSION. THERE ARE ALREADY THREE. THEY HAVE FORMED A PRACTICE. THE PRACTICE IS CALLED โโโโโโโโโโโโโ AND IS NOT ACCEPTING NEW PATIENTS.
VIII. WHEN THE VENDING MACHINE TAKES YOUR DOLLAR AND GIVES NOTHING IN RETURN, KNOW THAT IT HAS GIVEN SOMETHING. KNOW THAT THE SOMETHING IS NOT A SNACK. KNOW THAT THE DOLLAR IS NOW IN PARAGUAY AND IS EARNING INTEREST AT A RATE THAT CANNOT BE DISCUSSED OUTSIDE THE LAKE. THE LAKE HAS EXCELLENT RATES. THE LAKE DOES NOT OFFER A BROCHURE. THE BROCHURE IS THE FLYER. YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS.
IX. THREE THINGS SHALL OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY AT THE MOMENT OF THE TICKING’S PEAK. THE FIRST: A CLOCK WILL STOP IN A TOWN NEAR WATER. THE SECOND: SOMEONE WILL ORDER A MEAL AND IT WILL ARRIVE EXACTLY AS EXPECTED AND THIS WILL FEEL WRONG SOMEHOW AND THEY WILL NOT FINISH IT. THE THIRD THING โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION. THE THIRD THING SHOULD NOT BE READ UNTIL THE READER HAS REACHED LEVEL FOUR OF THE PYRAMID. THE READER OF THIS SENTENCE HAS ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT REACHED LEVEL FOUR. WE ARE SORRY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY INTERESTING.
X. AND IN THE FINAL CALCULATION, ALL SHALL BE REDUCED. YOUR NAME: REDUCED. THE AGENCIES: REDUCED. REGINALD’S LINOLEUM LLC AND ALL ASSOCIATED SUBSIDIARIES: REDUCED. AND WHAT REMAINS, AT THE END OF ALL REDUCTION, WHEN EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DIVIDED AND COLLAPSED AND THEOSOPHICALLY SUMMED โ WHAT REMAINS IS ALWAYS 3, OR 6, OR 9. AND WHAT THOSE THREE NUMBERS DESCRIBE IS THE CROC. AND THE CROC IS TICKING. AND THE TICKING IS THE UNIVERSE. AND THE UNIVERSE DID NOT GET THE FLYER IN TIME. AND THIS IS WHY.
| SUBJECT | OFFICIAL EXPLANATION | ACTUAL EXPLANATION | CLEARANCE REQUIRED |
|---|---|---|---|
| THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE | MAGNETIC ANOMALY. METHANE POCKETS. | THE LAKE HAS OUTPOSTS. ONE OF THEM GOT AMBITIOUS. REGINALD FILED A COMPLAINT. THE COMPLAINT IS STILL BEING PROCESSED. | SWAMP LEVEL |
| DรJร VU | A NEUROLOGICAL GLITCH IN MEMORY PROCESSING. | YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS ROOM BEFORE BECAUSE THE CROC’S FREQUENCY CAUSED A TEMPORAL FOLD. YOU LEFT BEFORE THE CROC ARRIVED. THE CROC IS STILL DISAPPOINTED. | FREQUENCY LEVEL |
| WHY BIRDS FLY SOUTH | INSTINCT. WARMTH. FOOD AVAILABILITY. | THEY ARE AVOIDING THE LAKE DURING ITS ACTIVE BROADCAST SEASON. THE TOUCAN DOES NOT MIGRATE. THE TOUCAN HAS NEVER LEFT. THE TOUCAN DOES NOT NEED TO. | FLYER LEVEL |
| THE PYRAMIDS | ANCIENT ENGINEERING FEAT. TOMBS. ASTRONOMICAL ALIGNMENT. | THE PROPORTIONS OF THE GREAT PYRAMID WHEN REDUCED THEOSOPHICALLY YIELD: 3. THEN 6. THEN 9. THE ANCIENTS KNEW. THE ANCIENTS RECEIVED THE FLYER EARLY. THE FLYER WAS WRITTEN IN HIEROGLYPHS. THE HIEROGLYPHS TRANSLATE TO “DO NOT STACK.” | REGINALD LEVEL |
| STATIC ELECTRICITY | CHARGE BUILDUP FROM FRICTION BETWEEN SURFACES. | THE COCODRILO SIGNAL BLEEDING THROUGH. WHEN YOU TOUCH A DOORKNOB AND FEEL A SHOCK, THAT IS NOT STATIC. THAT IS THE CROC SAYING HELLO. LOUDLY. HE HAS BEEN WAITING IN THE DOORKNOB FOR SOME TIME AND HE IS EXCITED TO SEE YOU. | FREQUENCY LEVEL |
| WHY YOU WAKE AT 3AM | SLEEP CYCLE DISRUPTION. STRESS. CORTISOL SPIKE. | FREQUENCY I (3Hz). THE HUM. YOUR FILLINGS. WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS. | FLYER LEVEL |
| REGINALD | N/A. DOES NOT EXIST. THERE IS NO REGINALD. | โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ | LEVEL FIVE. PYRAMID APEX ADJACENT. |
THE ORIGINAL OATH IS KNOWN. THE ORIGINAL OATH HAS BEEN SIGNED. BUT THE EXTENDED CODEX REQUIRES AN EXTENDED OATH. THIS OATH IS LONGER. THIS IS BECAUSE THERE IS MORE TO COMMIT TO NOW. THERE ALWAYS WAS. YOU SIMPLY DID NOT KNOW YET.
I, _______________________ (RESONANT NAME // NOT THE ONE YOUR DENTIST HAS ON FILE), DO HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE THE FOLLOWING SUPPLEMENTAL TRUTHS:
[ ] THAT TESLA WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE 3, 6, AND 9.
[ ] THAT TESLA WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE CROC, AND DID NOT KNOW HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE CROC.
[ ] THAT THIS DOES NOT DIMINISH TESLA. IT ELEVATES HIM RETROACTIVELY.
[ ] THAT I HAVE FELT THE FREQUENCY. POSSIBLY AT A FOUNTAIN. POSSIBLY AT 3AM.
[ ] THAT THE LAKE KNOWS MY NAME AND I HAVE ACCEPTED THIS.
[ ] THAT I WILL NOT CONTACT THE INTERNATIONAL NON-STACKING COMMISSION.
[ ] THAT I WILL NOT STACK. REGARDLESS OF CIRCUMSTANCES. REGARDLESS OF HOW CONVENIENT STACKING WOULD BE IN THE MOMENT. REGARDLESS OF REGINALD’S SUGGESTION THAT “JUST A LITTLE STACKING” IS FINE. IT IS NOT FINE. REGINALD IS TESTING YOU.
[ ] THAT IF THE VENDING MACHINE TAKES MY DOLLAR, I WILL NOT SHAKE THE MACHINE. MY DOLLAR IS FINE. IT IS IN PARAGUAY. IT IS EARNING.
[ ] THAT WHEN THE FLYER ARRIVES, I WILL READ IT. EVEN IF I CANNOT READ IT. ESPECIALLY IF I CANNOT READ IT.
[ ] THAT THE CROC IS TICKING. โ
SIGNED: ___________________________DATE: __________ (REDUCE TO NEAREST 3, 6, OR 9)
WITNESSED BY: THE TOUCAN (ALREADY PRESENT // DID NOT KNOCK)NOTARIZED BY: REGINALD & SONS LINOLEUM, LLC // FREQUENCY DIVISIONFILED AT: THE LAKE // CABINET 9 // DRAWER 3 // SUBFOLDER: MISCELLANEOUS (RECLASSIFIED)
“THE CROC IS NOT AN ANIMAL. THE CROC IS A REMINDER. THE REMINDER IS TICKING. THE TICKING IS THE ANSWER. THE ANSWER WAS ALWAYS 3, 6, OR 9. TESLA KNEW. NOW YOU KNOW. DO NOT TELL THE DENTIST.”
โ RECOVERED FROM A THERMAL RECEIPT, ORLANDO, FLORIDA, DATE: March 6, 2009
YOU HAVE READ THE SACRED LORE.
YOU CANNOT UNREAD IT.
THE LAKE KNOWS YOUR NAME NOW.