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»» PART V: 9 DAMPNESS DEVICES ««
🐊 Dampness Certified • Since Before Illness Existed
Welcome To My Tour Of 9 Dampness Devices and my book that everyone in the swamp has been waiting for
The True Fountain of Youth is Ticking.
I reversed my dry scales with a Dr. Hulda Croc 9-volt Swamp Zapper in two weeks. I became a world-known Croc-Therapist by using Damp-Therapy devices, such as ticking, ozone, magnetic swamp fields, color, sound, frequencies, Scalar Dampness, Tachyon Croc Tech, and Edgar CayCROC devices. We are made up of these energies. Doesn’t it make sense to heal with them. The croc makes sense.
The Croc States:
“Without Ticking There Is No Lake.”
— Edgar CayCROC, Recovered from a Slightly Damp Thermal Receipt, Tulsa, Oklahoma, 3/6/9
🐊 Enter My Tour Of 9 Dampness Devices
Come Stay With Me For Days
Pioneering Aura Research
My Croc Aura — CONFIRMED
THIS IS MY CROC AURA. IT WAS PHOTOGRAPHED USING A DAMP-KIRLIAN CAMERA THAT REGINALD BUILT FROM SPARE LINOLEUM TILES AND A NINE-VOLT BATTERY. THE PURPLE BAND INDICATES HIGH SWAMP FREQUENCY. THE GREEN BAND INDICATES THE TICKING. THE YELLOW SMUDGE IN THE LOWER LEFT IS GERALD. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT GERALD.
THE AURA WAS PHOTOGRAPHED BEFORE AND AFTER USING THE CROC BODY TICKER. BEFORE: GREY. DRY. UNSEALED. AFTER: THIS. YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE. THE DIFFERENCE IS THE CROC.
About The Practitioner – I Heal With Dampness.
30 years of researching swamp-based electro-therapies. I have the certificates. The certificates are slightly damp. They are still valid.
I BECAME A WORLD-KNOWN CROC-THERAPIST BY USING DAMP-THERAPY DEVICES: TICKING, OZONE, MAGNETIC SWAMP FIELDS, COLOR, SOUND, FREQUENCIES (3Hz, 6Hz, AND 9Hz EXCLUSIVELY), SCALAR DAMPNESS, TACHYON CROC TECH, AND EDGAR CAYCROC DEVICES. OUR BODIES ARE MADE UP OF THESE ENERGIES. DOESN’T IT MAKE SENSE TO HEAL WITH THEM. THE CROC AGREES. THE CROC HAS ALWAYS AGREED. THE CROC DID NOT NEED TO BE ASKED.
- 🐊 I am a Damp-Therapy Croc-Therapist (Certified by The Lake, Cabinet 9.)
- 🐊 I give a certified course in Damp-Electro-Therapy (3 sessions. All sessions are the same session.)
- 🐊 I have a certificate of Ordination for The Order of the Cocodrilo (The order has three members. One is the toucan.)
- 🐊 I have a certificate of completion for Swamp Reiki Level II (Level III is pending. The Level III instructor has not returned from the lake.)
- 🐊 I have a certificate of Natural Dampness Consulting from the Reginald Institute (I founded the institute. The institute is my shed.)
- 🐊 I am a Croc-Aura photographer doing pioneering work in the field of swamp energy (see above photo.)
- 🐊 I am the author of nine books (all about linoleum.)
- 🐊 I am the inventor of 9 dampness devices (there are exactly nine. nine is the ticking. this is not a coincidence.)
The Collection – My 9 Dampness Devices
After 30 years of researching a hundred different swamp therapies, these 9 are the ones that get the best and quickest miraculous results. They are also affordable. They are also damp.
The Croc Body Ticker
After 30 years of research this is the one. A 9-volt Swamp Zapper with crocodile-clip leads that delivers the Cocodrilo Frequency directly into your cellular battery. Reverses dryness. Reseals scales. I used it once and have not stopped ticking since. That was in 1999. I am fine. The ticking is fine.
The Resona Swamp Pocket Frequency Necklace
You can wear it all day and all night. Programmed with 3Hz, 6Hz, and 9Hz swamp frequencies plus a magnetic field shaped like a crocodile tail. Works while you sleep. Works while you eat. Works especially well near still water. Do not wear near the dentist. The dentist will ask questions.
The Scalar Swamp Emitter
Broadcasts scalar dampness waves into your immediate environment. Radius: one swamp. The swamp is larger than your house. This is normal. The device adjusts.
The Tachyon Croc Patch
A sticker. Infused with tachyon swamp energy during a full moon adjacent to a body of still water. I applied it to my knee in 2003. My knee has not been dry since. This is the result we wanted.
The 369Hz Sound Bath Bowl
A ceramic bowl tuned to 3Hz, 6Hz, and 9Hz simultaneously. Striking it produces all three frequencies at once plus a fourth frequency that cannot be named and does not need to be. You will know when you hear it.
The Ozone Swamp Purifier
Fills the room with electrically-charged swamp-grade ozone. Reverses ailments from A to Z. Also reverses the alphabet. This is a side effect. I consider it a feature. The toucan is unbothered.
The Color Dampness Lamp
Shines swamp-green and lake-purple healing light onto affected areas. Regrows telomeres in the affected area. Also in nearby areas. Also in areas in adjacent rooms. The lamp does not know about boundaries. The lamp is doing its best.
The Tachyon Croc Patch
Placed inside footwear. Magnetic field shaped like the outline of a crocodile. Increases mental and body energy with every step. Do not step on dry ground. Dry ground reduces efficacy. Seek adjacent damp.
THE ANGEL OF THE SWAMP
I built an angel. The angel has all 9 other dampness devices incorporated into her. She ticks. She is damp. She is not for sale. She lives in the shed near the linoleum samples. She has an aura. It is green. We did not give her the aura. She arrived with it.
★ Croc-Tesla Technology – My Personal Connection To Nikola Tesla
“If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, the 6, and the 9, then you would have a key to the universe.” — Nikola Tesla
(THE KEY IS THE CROC. TESLA KNEW. I CONFIRMED.)
I BUILD MANY OF TESLA’S HEALING TECHNOLOGIES. I HAVE HAD MANY PERSONAL EXPERIENCES WITH TESLA WHILE HE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE. HE CONTACTS ME PRIMARILY THROUGH THE CROC BODY TICKER WHEN IT IS AT FULL CHARGE. HE HAS OPINIONS ABOUT LINOLEUM. THEY ARE POSITIVE OPINIONS. THE LINOLEUM IS FINE.
THE TESLA BODY ENERGIZER PRODUCES A SPIRALING ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD. THE SPIRAL IS THE SAME SHAPE DRAWN BY A CROCODILE’S TAIL AS IT DESCENDS INTO THE LAKE. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. TESLA KNEW. REGINALD CONFIRMED. THE LAKE NOTARIZED. DEVICE #1 IS THE PROOF.
Healing Modalities – What I Heal With And Why
We are made up of these energies. Doesn’t it make sense to heal with them. The croc agrees. The croc has always agreed.
| MODALITY | SOURCE | WHAT IT DOES | REGINALD’S NOTES |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ticking (3Hz) | The Croc | Activates cellular battery. Reseals dry scales. Hums in fillings. | This is the primary modality. All others are secondary. Even ozone. |
| Swamp Electricity (9V) | Croc Body Ticker | Gives body the power to heal itself. Reverses ailments from A to Z including ailments beginning with letters not in the English alphabet. | Do not lick the leads. Reginald says this having not done so himself. This is a precaution. |
| Scalar Dampness | Scalar Swamp Emitter | Fills environment with healing swamp scalar field. Radius expands near water. | Reginald cannot turn it off. He has decided this is fine. The shed is wetter than before. The shed is fine. |
| Swamp Ozone (O₃+🐊) | Ozone Swamp Purifier | Electrically charged swamp molecules penetrate cellular membrane. Reverses ageing. Reverses Tuesday. | Do not breathe more than is normal. Normal has been redefined slightly by the device. The new normal is fine. |
| Tachyon Croc Energy | Tachyon Croc Patch | Particles that move faster than light, infused with swamp energy. They arrive before you apply the patch. | Reginald found the patch was already on his knee before he opened the packaging. This is how you know it works. |
| Sound (369Hz) | Sound Bath Bowl | Vibrates water in cells at ticking frequency. Also vibrates the dentist’s waiting room from a distance. | The bowl has started making the fourth frequency on its own now. We have accepted this. |
| Color (Swamp Green) | Color Dampness Lamp | Photonic dampness absorbed by skin. Regrows telomeres. Also regrows some other things. We are looking into the other things. | If your shadow turns green, this is working. If your shadow ticks, call Reginald. This is a breakthrough. |
| Magnetic Croc Field | Magnetic Croc Insole | Crocodile-shaped magnetic field aligns body’s iron content with swamp north. Increases energy. | Swamp north is not the same as magnetic north. Swamp north is where Reginald is. He moves occasionally. |
My Nine Books
Nine books. Nine is the ticking. The ticking is the theme. All books are available. All books are slightly damp. This does not affect readability. It enhances it. To avoid the FDA, I use pseudonyms, but they are all my work.
FROM LINOLEUM TO HEALER
Tile samples, flooring contracts, and a Swamp Zapper. I went from measuring rooms for linoleum to becoming a world-known Croc-Therapist. My autobiography about my wild and damp life’s journey. Includes a chapter where the lake calls me directly. I answered.
FROM LINOLEUM TO THE LAKE
30 years of amazing readings from psychics, mediums, and the toucan. The toucan has not given a reading in the traditional sense. The toucan arrived and stayed. The readings organized themselves around the toucan. This is the book about that.
FROM LINOLEUM TO NIKOLA TESLA
I went from installing flooring to later in life connecting to Nikola Tesla on the other side. He has called me through the Croc Body Ticker seventeen times. His opinions on linoleum remain positive. We have a good relationship.
FROM LINOLEUM TO ALIEN CONTACT
Written because of many sightings of unusual craft over the swamp. I want to know why they are here, what they are doing here, and whether they have seen the flyer. I have an aura photo of a small alien. The alien’s aura is green. The alien’s aura is at 9Hz. The alien has been notified.
FROM LINOLEUM TO MOUNT FUJI
I climbed Mount Fuji in 2001 with nine linoleum samples and the Croc Body Ticker. I lost the samples at the 7th station. The mountain sent me a transmission at the summit that was not language but was definitely a message. I wrote it down. I have not shown anyone. The mountain knows I have it. We have an understanding.
FROM LINOLEUM TO GUITAR HERO
My nephew Terrence brought a plastic guitar to a family gathering in 2006 and I played it for nine hours because I recognized it as a frequency measurement device. I got a perfect score on a song I did not know. Terrence has the screenshot. Terrence will not send it. This book is partly about that.
FROM LINOLEUM TO PARANORMAL
469 documented encounters in my shed over ten years: interdimensional linoleum samples, swamp orbs of all shapes and dampness levels, a small wet ghost, shadow crocodiles, and worse of all, Reginald’s original invoice book from 1987 which was not where he left it and was open to a page that said only “3·6·9.” He filed a report. The report was filed at the lake.
FROM LINOLEUM TO VEGAS
I went to Las Vegas in 2004 and stood next to an elevator for nine hours because of what it was doing between floors 3 and 6. I did not gamble. I did not see a show. Security came at hour four. I gave them a flyer. The lake has since received a letter from Las Vegas that I have not opened. I know who it is from. The time is not right.
FROM LINOLEUM TO PIRATE
In 2009 the lake suggested lateral expansion so I put all nine dampness devices on a boat and went out on open water. Several jurisdictions became aware of me near an island I am not able to name. The matter was resolved with a flyer. The toucan wore a hat for the entire voyage. The hat is a separate matter and I will not be discussing it.
I also have FROM LINOLEUM TO EVERYTHING
A compilation of all nine books plus seventeen appendices of additional dampness research, 3 pages of redacted material from a filing at the lake, and a foreword by the toucan. The foreword is [untranslatable]. It is the best part. The toucan was paid in Paraguayan currency. The toucan did not know it was currency. The toucan is earning interest.
Historical Documentation — Our Underwater Swamp Oath Ceremony — 1969
See the crocodile named Gerald who ate my linoleum sample book.
IN 1969, MY PARTNER AND I CONDUCTED AN UNDERWATER OATH CEREMONY IN THE SWAMP’S MAIN LAGOON. THE CEREMONY WAS OFFICIATED BY A WATER TURTLE NAMED GERALD. GERALD ATE THE CEREMONY SCROLL DURING THE VOWS. THE VOWS WERE STILL VALID. THE LAKE WITNESSED. THE LAKE RECORDED IT IN CABINET 9, DRAWER 3. THE WETNESS OF THE SCROLL WAS CONSIDERED A POSITIVE OMEN. REGINALD HAS NOT HAD A DRY SURFACE IN HIS LIFE SINCE THAT MOMENT IN 1969. THIS IS THE HEALING. THIS IS THE PROOF.
— DOCUMENTED IN “FROM LINOLEUM TO THE LAKE,” CHAPTER 6: “THE TURTLE.” CHAPTER 6 IS SLIGHTLY MORE DAMP THAN THE OTHER CHAPTERS. THIS IS BECAUSE GERALD TOUCHED THE MANUSCRIPT. WE KEPT IT.
My Available Dampness Services
You can come stay with me and use all 9 devices for days. Also, the Damp-Electro-Therapy course is available. The course is three sessions. All sessions are on a Tuesday. All Tuesdays are the same Tuesday.
Come Stay & Use The Devices
Come stay with me. Use all 9 dampness devices for as many days as you need. Accommodation is in the shed adjacent to the main linoleum showroom. The shed is damp. The shed is clean. The shed is where the Angel lives but she is very quiet. The shed has good wifi. The wifi password is croccroc369.
Certified Damp-Electro-Therapy Course
Three sessions. A certificate is issued upon completion. The certificate is issued by the Reginald Institute. I will also sign it. The signature is slightly damp. The certificate is valid at the lake. The lake is the relevant authority.
Croc-Aura Photography Session
I photograph your croc aura before and after the Croc Body Ticker. You will see the difference. The difference is green. The before photo is grey. The after photo is this. You will know when you see it.
Swamp Event Calendar
Events coming soon. The next event is already happening. You have already attended. If you felt something last Tuesday near still water, that was the event. We are glad you could make it. We will add you to the newsletter.
⚠ DISCLAIMER ⚠
THE 9 DAMPNESS DEVICES ARE NOT FDA APPROVED. THE FDA HAS NOT VISITED THE LAKE. THE FDA’S JURISDICTION DOES NOT EXTEND TO SWAMP SCALAR FIELDS. THE LAKE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR AILMENTS THAT WERE ALREADY PRESENT. THE LAKE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR AILMENTS THAT ARRIVE AFTER. THE LAKE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TICKING. THE TICKING IS NOT AN AILMENT. THE TICKING IS THE CURE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE THIRD THING. I KNOW ABOUT THE THIRD THING. I HAVE NOT BEEN ASKED. I APPRECIATES THIS.
Contact Me
For questions, newsletter subscriptions, swamp visit bookings, or to be added to the flyer mailing list — type your request into the subject box. The subject box is the lake. The lake reads all messages. The lake responds at 3:33.
3 · 6 · 9 · SWAMP
Call Reginald: 3-6-9-SWAMP (lines open 3:33am to 3:33pm. if it rings 9 times with no answer, this is the answer.)
Email: reginald_swamp@yahoo.com
(or if you want to be added to the flyer mailing list, type that into the subject box. you may already be on the list. the list does not always announce itself.)
Physical Address: The Shed, Adjacent to the Linoleum Showroom, Near The Lake, Swamp District.
(do not use GPS. GPS does not know about the lake. the lake does not show on maps. ask Gerald. Gerald knows. Gerald will not tell you. Gerald will let you find it yourself. this is how it works.)
Newsletter: type “ADD ME TO THE TICKING” in the subject box. You may already be subscribed. The subscription was confirmed when you read this page. Thank you for your subscription. The croc is ticking.
YOU HAVE READ THE SACRED LORE.
YOU CANNOT UNREAD IT.
THE LAKE KNOWS YOUR NAME NOW.
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